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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

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fucksebastianstan:


basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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barack-obottm:


when your whole outfit on point

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:


becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

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folwer:


but its important

folwer:

but its important

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gotitforcheap:


fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

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worstpal:

jackanthonyfernandez:

conradtao:

shame on mii now

love this contempo casual remix of the now iconic swifto anthem

CONRAD!

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nuggetfucker98:


I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

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